An Executive Board Meeting was held last week to address the issue of domesticating wild raccoons by luring them with food. It was decided that this was really not a good idea.
Thusly, there is now a steep $500 fine for anyone who feeds raccoons. There has been much damage to several homes by raccoons trying to find snacks, after they have grown accustomed to regular feedings.

Raccoons are currently being escorted off the premises by a professional raccoon escort. However, as you may imagine, raccoon escorts are pricey. Thus the high fine.
Bottom line, if you really feel moved to feed someone, just make a nice casserole for your neighbors and let the wildlife be wild.

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